Yes but that was 5 months ago and she wasn't fat at the time, has just become so since, so the jokes on you.
Wow! You’ve been a busy little boy over the last few days haven’t you? I didn’t realise (or even care that) the end of season review DVD was out yet, but looks like you were at the front of the queue to ensure you scoured through footage to prove me wrong Yep, you got me. I exaggerated, it clearly wasn’t every game and I’ll take this up with my mates at the club that told me this ‘whopper’ next time I see them. I doubt it’s changing their minds about him though, but thanks for your painstaking efforts
Shouldn’t we be celebrating that a 34 yo man doesn’t want/need to hold hands with pre pubescents? (Even if, on occasion, he does.)