If we win the cup. We won’t, we really won’t.... But if we did pull off a miracle and win. What will you do? I’ll go for a jump in either the pond or the local river What would you do to celebrate ?
Send a few pictures to all the c*nts I've met recently who said we're going to get spanked thinking they're derrin fecking brown.
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, but make allowance for their doubting too... If you can dream—and not make dreams your master. If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim, If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster and treat those two impostors just the same... If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew to serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’ If you can fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds’ worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it, And—which is more—you’ll be a Horn, my son!
I will hug anyone in range. And then sing bad 70s hits for an hour if they play them over the PA as is traditional...
I expect I'll have some stuffed peppers and a couple of carafes of cheap white wine, as I'll be in Greece. ....I'll do the same if we lose.
Same as the semi. Wander away in a daze. Look at my 70yr old dad who I come to each game with and wonder what on Earth has happened. Call the wife. Bamboozle her with spoken highlights which she could not give a single **** about. Shake the hands of the decent opposition fans. Head to a boozer. Encounter the bitter opposition fans. Have a little cry. Say goodbye to my dad. Head to my own particular corner of London where I live, head to the local where they do Sunday karaoke, blast out ‘Javi/Sangria’...ride out the odd looks. Ride out being told off by the wife. Go home. Gaze and smile at my newborn daughter as she sleeps. Watch highlights. Wake up the next morning ready to boo the hell out of them next season. Just this time I can take an Easyjet flight to Bucharest to do it.
Depends on how many goals we win by. If it's on penalties, I won't bother cheering. If we sneak it by a goal, then I'll smile. If we win by 3 goals or more, I'll fist pump and say "get in".
cry 1st, cry again and then cry a 3rd time If anyone had told me that Perryman and Vialli had sown the seeds for a FA cup win, I would never have believed them
Saving your front crawl for the premier league title and butterfly for the lifting the champions league?
Laugh at the fans that didn't want us to try and win the Cup because it was a distraction to finishing 11th
The pond seems a helluva lot cleaner these days than when we went in after beating Fulham to win the old div 2. That was mirky and sludgy and smelt disgusting and I couldn't get the smell out of my nostrils for weeks.
