Beating Man City - How’s it done?

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Moose, May 6, 2019.

  1. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I’ll be queuing up at the Public Records Office at Kew at 9am tomorrow.

    For the sake of the forum, this must be resolved.

    And fast.
     
  2. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    My approach to posting.
     
  3. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    "Oh come in Mr Death".
     
  4. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Send our regards to Nnnn. How's he bearing up ?
     
  5. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    I didn't think you had the salmon mousse
     
  6. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Was it canned ?
     
  7. CarlosKickaballs

    CarlosKickaballs Forum Picarso

    Every time city players run free on goal we need 10 fans from different sides of the lower tier to run on the pitch and slide after them - there should be enough to last the whole game
     
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  8. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    Have you come about the hedge?
     
  9. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    Anyone know where city r staying the night before the game? Slip a few grand to the kitchen staff and its thrupeny bits all round.
     
  10. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    Up north, then flying down in their individual private jets, presumably.
     
  11. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    It would be like the light brigade emerging victorious at the end of the charge of the light brigade.
     
  12. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Have you seen our fans? They wouldn't get there in 120 minutes let alone 90.
     
  13. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    Its gotta b worth a try though!
     
  14. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Landing on the pitch in time for the national anthem?
     
  15. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    Must be some hijack potential. Do we have any Jihadi members on the forum?
     
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  16. sharia4watford

    sharia4watford Academy Graduate

    Not goin 2 appen m8. We got a soft spot 4 Man City innit.
     
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  17. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Viddy well my friends.
     
  18. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Apart from Deeney
     
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  19. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    It seems the best plan for the Final is to let Man City have a three goal lead at half time, then storm back and win it in the second half. It’s all the rage.
     
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  20. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Can we loan players from Liverpool and Tottenham? That might be the only way.
     
  21. Heidar

    Heidar Squad Player

    Believe
     
  22. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

    Only problem with this was that he didn’t hit him hard enough.
     
  23. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    Knockaert is very lucky he was moving away from the tackle and didn't feel the full force of it
     
  24. Horn of Bletchley

    Horn of Bletchley Academy Graduate

    Ha ha ha almost choked on my mars bar :)
     
  25. Horn of Bletchley

    Horn of Bletchley Academy Graduate

    Just hope we don't go down with a whimper like Brighton did in the Semi v Man City.
     
  26. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Moog must have a few.
     
  27. Beekayess

    Beekayess Reservist

    You were so close. In a choice of 2, you picked the wrong one. Unlucky.
     
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  28. Agreed. Win the cup.

    Championship is more exciting anyway.
     
  29. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I think the opposite. Anyone BUT Pererya is needed to offer protection for Holebas.

    Maybe Hughes on his natural left side?
     
  30. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    Some liverpool fans set off fireworks outside the barcelona hotel at 2.30 am on the morning of the game. I'd aim for 3.30am myself. Could take the edge off city's performance if we did it too?
     
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  31. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Slip the chef some money to use old prawns for dinner
    Drunken party in room next door with heavy bass music til 1:30 am
    Fireworks at 2:30 am
    Fire alarm at 5 am
    Puncture tyres on the team coach at 6am, block on board toilet if can get access.
     
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  32. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    Try and sneak someone with Ebola onto their bus back from Brighton?
     
  33. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Salmon mousse in a can? Where was you brung up?
     
  34. Manatleisure

    Manatleisure Squad Player

    Deeney. Then go more offensive late on when it's 0-0. We want a boring game it's our best chance.
     
  35. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    In the MoL sketch where someone "hadn't had the salmon", this issue of canning was raised....
     
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