CUP FINAL SONG?

How long have you been a fan then?

Because it was often sang on our terraces back in the day, as they say.

 

'7th and we ****ed it up'

 

Lets just clap. Its what 75% of our fanbase does anyway.

 

But in the absence of z cars how will I know when to clap?

 

40% just clap. 60% just boo.

 

when capoue dun a poo holebass smelld gas
delafoo said its u to hurelo gomes
all are players ming
but were sign in josh king
wembelley
wembelley
wembelley

 

Trollception

 

Sorry I speak gobilldygook

 

Wages?

 

o siddown
o siddown
o siddown
siddown coz of me
im so fat i cant stand up for 45 mins
so evryone else siddown
coz o me

 

Do we sing the bits in brackets?

 

Summer, Buddy Holly, the working folly
Good golly Miss Molly and boats
Hammersmith Palais, the Bolshoi Ballet
Jump back in the alley and nanny goats
18-wheeler Scammels, Domenecker camels
All other mammals plus equal votes
Seeing Piccadilly, Fanny Smith and Willy
Being rather silly, and porridge oats
A bit of grin and bear it, a bit of come and share it
You're welcome, we can spare it - yellow socks
Too short to be haughty, too nutty to be naughty
Going on 40 - no electric shocks
The juice of the carrot, the smile of the parrot
A little drop of claret - anything that rocks
Elvis and Scotty, days when I ain't spotty,
Sitting on the potty - curing smallpox
Reasons to be cheerful part 3
Reasons to be cheerful part 3
Reasons to be cheerful part 3
Reasons to be cheerful part 3
1 2 3
Reasons to be cheerful part 3
Health service glasses
Gigolos and brasses
Round or skinny bottoms
Take your mum to Paris
Lighting up the chalice
Wee Willy Harris
Bantu Stephen Biko, listening to Rico
Harpo, Groucho, Chico
Cheddar cheese and pickle, the Vincent motorsickle
Slap and tickle
Woody Allen, Dali, Dimitri and Pasquale
Balabalabala and Volare
Something nice to study, phoning up a buddy
Being in my nuddy
Saying hokey-dokey, Sing Along With Smokey
Coming out of chokey
John Coltrane's soprano, Adi Celentano
Bonar Colleano
Reasons to be cheerful part 3
Reasons to be cheerful part 3
Reasons to be cheerful part 3
Reasons to be cheerful part 3
1 2 3
Yes yes
Dear dear
Perhaps next year
Or maybe even never
In which case

 

To the tune of yellow submarine:

In the town, where I was born,
There is a team, they call the Horns,
And they play in yellow and black,
Buzzing Hornets, on the attack (on the attack)

We all live for a yellow football team,
A yellow football team, a yellow football team,
We all live for a yellow football team,
A yellow football team, a yellow football team

And at the helm is Javi,
A better man, there cannot be,
He is brave and he is bold,
As he leads, the boys in gold (boys in gold)

We all live for a yellow football team,
A yellow football team, a yellow football team,
We all live for a yellow football team,
A yellow football team, a yellow football team



....... there’s more

 

We have a winner.

Especially apposite when we are 5-0 down.

 

Just the UGT.

 

I’m not a specialist in the field but this may be sufficiently similar to the lyrics of Reasons To Be Cheerful, Part 3 by Ian Dury to attract legal attention.

 

Excellent although do our forwards buzz?

Doesn’t Troy more graze?

 

Although possibly more accurate, “grazing Hornets, on the attack” lacks a certain gravitas. Perhaps it should be written into the player contracts that they must make a buzzing noise, starting in the final. It would most likely confuse the City defence to give us the edge we need for victory.

 

The Brummie accent is well suited to buzzing.

Troy & Dre up top, please, Javi.