Weird **** You Buy in Lidls

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by hornmeister, Aug 23, 2017.

  1. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

    I find it makes a tasty alternative to ketchup on a brioche burger.
     
  2. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    No need to be rude, they were only trying to help.
     
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  3. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Well it worked for the Nazis.
     
  4. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

  5. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    You think an extendable tree pruning kit is weird?
    That's weird.

    (Just found this thread looking for something else).
     
  6. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Weird when I'm going in to buy some lunch.
     
  7. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    Just throwing in some slings and arrows before I’m relegated. :D
     
  8. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    And sandwiches aren’t in the middle aisle.
    You were lost.
     
  9. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    That was down to the cheap Aldi GPS unit.
     
  10. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    Within 3 yards ain’t bad for £5.99.
     
  11. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Apparently they have a wildlife camera coming in on Thursday.
    I shall buy one to observe Pretty Fox,Limpy Fox,Fat Tail Fox and Cub E Broccoli Fox,especially as cubbing approaches!
     
  12. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Nice heads up thanks.

    Foxes are orrible though. Nothing worse than them screaming outside you bedroom window in the middle of the night.
     
  13. Hornet4ever

    Hornet4ever WFC Forums Last Man Standing Winner 2018/2019

    Mexican wrestling masks on half price this week.
     
  14. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    A bloody rattan corner set, we only went in there to get sausages!
     
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  15. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Today it was a pair of workman's shorts for £7.99
    You know the type with holsters for a hammer and pockets for screwdrivers etc.

    Amongst other food purchases also a bottle of Elvis Juice beer (which I later find out is infused with grapefruit so likely a bad move) and a box of Thorntons Chocolates.
     
  16. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    Pair of their inflatable garden/beach loungers. They're basically giant dry-bags and are the most comfortable things ever.
     
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  17. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Yesterday, a dragon tree and a pack of chilli peanuts.
     
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    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

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  19. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    I thought a quark was a subatomic particle that made up a hadron. That's the thing that big ass roundabout machine in Switzerland smashes together. If so Doesn't sound very filling to me. But if you can get them in Lidl maybe we should stop funding CERN?
     

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