Adverts you hate

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Meh!, Mar 29, 2018.

  1. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    I haven’t racked up over 2000 posts on here by just posting about games between our teams. I did it by being a sad *******.
     
  2. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    How many posts on the Leicester forums in the that time ? I think you've crossed the line. You are now officially a Watford fan. Welcome brother Filbert.
    Ps you need to change that avatar. Maybe one of Troy celebrating THAT goal ?

    Do you frequent any other clubs forums ? Or are we special ?
     
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  3. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Just Watford. I started posting after the playoff game,* as an act of catharsis I guess. It was a day or two before a university exam, I remember just gently closing my laptop, taking a stack of books to a study room and just silently staring at a single random page for a few hours.

    As for Esteban Cambiasso as an avatar, what can I say? I love him as much as I can love someone who I’ve never met. It’s nice to see his face when I post something.

    *I thought I’d never get over that but a certain trophy was awarded to us in 2016 and every bad feeling I’d ever had suddenly disappeared.
     
  4. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    So you have.

    This is where us sad ****ers congregate.

    How’s the house thing going?
     
  5. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Very good thank you! I like moving house.
    Having spied into next door’s garden though I can see a sign on their big summer house which reads ‘Family Hot Tub’. I’m worried for the summer now.
     
  6. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    2016 - something like that will never happen again. Must have been incredible as a supporter. Trouble is everything must feel a little anticlimactic for foxes fans now?
     
  7. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Shows a lack of due diligence in the house buying process, IMO.

    Nothing is worse than neighbouring kids on trampolines, though. I speak from bitter experience.
     
  8. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Not as worried for the summer as your neighbours are after their security system picked up their new neighbour secretly staking out their hot tub. Nice wife ? :)
     
  9. CaveManHornet

    CaveManHornet Reservist



    That man has the most punchable face in history... Uhhhh I hate that ad
     
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  10. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    That new meerkat one. Not so much the stupid meerkats that have made a fortune off gullible idiots, but the people in the crowd chanting "autosergei".
     
  11. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Emilia Clarke singing "Quando Quando Quando" in a restaurant to sell perfume. She looks utterly pretentious. Should stick to wearing leather and riding dragons.
     
  12. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    My sister in law was thinking of getting one, much to my brother's financial disgust.
    We've been referring to her idea as "the sex pond" in conversations for a number of weeks and interest seems to have waned.
     
  13. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    Whatever happened to shake & vac?
     
  14. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Someone put the freshness back I guess.
     
  15. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    I don't understand the logic behind the irritating Hotels.com (Captain Obvious) adverts. Why would you make your customers, or potential customers, look stupid?
     
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  16. FromDiv4

    FromDiv4 Reservist

    Any radio advert when it is clearly a TV advert without the pictures.
     
  17. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    Only two minutes. Well played that man.
     
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  18. GarethCritic

    GarethCritic Academy Graduate

    You know the meerkats are Watford fans, right?
     
  19. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    I like to cultivate an air of frosty standoffishness with my neighbours. I won’t be part of their sex festival.
     
  20. CYHSYF

    CYHSYF Academy Graduate

    Beermunch - get fcuked!
     
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  21. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    The advert with the parents who help their daughter buy a house and the dancing corkscrew. For some reason it really winds me up. Totally pointless, not to mention the fact that the corkscrew would be scratching all the surfaces it’s dancing on.
     
  22. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    I’ve seen a few love island ‘influencer’ types promoting this beige **** on Instagram. “Ooh I’ve got the boys coming round to watch the footie, got some beermunch in” Does anything make you want to buy something less? It’s the sort of thing that actively makes me boycott something not buy it. Who falls for this ****?
     
  23. FromDiv4

    FromDiv4 Reservist

    The TV advert is bad, the radio one is really annoying.
     
  24. Think I remember these lot at the St Alban's pubinthepark event handing out freebies all day.

    Snacks were actually pretty good .Not seen the as yet.
     
  25. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    I hate whispering in adverts.

    ‘Pssst... there’s a sale on but it ends this Friday’

    **** off with your ******* whispering, do you really expect me to believe that I’m the only person hearing this message? Or that I’m buying into the fantasy that I’m having some sort of affair with that lass on the sunbed off the Secret Escapes adverts? Added to which the sound of loud talk whispering through the TV or worse headphones sounds horrible.
     
  26. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Damn you and your spelling correcting just before I took the pee.
     
  27. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    "Secret escapes"...shhh....
     
  28. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    I’m a post first, ask questions later kinda guy. Just got to get these red hot opinions out there and edit on fly later.
     
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  29. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    If they were advertising a weekend away at a secret location WITH HER then I’d be able to cope with a bit of whispering.
     
  30. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Too right !
     
  31. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    They sound terrible, just get some Aldi Halloumi fries in for a fraction of the price.
     
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  32. I'd stay in a hotel with the Trivago lass!
     
  33. CYHSYF

    CYHSYF Academy Graduate

    Virgin Media 'seal of approval' - that farking seal should have been clubbed to death as a pup!
     
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  34. Timbers

    Timbers Apeman

    They also do a halloumi burger now. Next level!
     
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  35. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    This is great news.
     

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