To help with training, I was trying to get Gray a barn door but, as it won’t arrive in time, I’ve gone for the cow’s @rse & banjo gift set.
Let’s not forget the less fortunate. I’ve noticed that several of our guests over the years have been shod in little more than moccasin slippers. This has caused them to be unsteady when executing their professional duties. So a pair of cleated football boots for Messrs Knockaert, Zaha & Hoolahan.
A subscription to Elton John's fan club for Ben Foster. Some luxury luggage for Doucoure so he can carry the Watford midfield more effectively. An electric razor for Will Hughes.
Just had lunch with someone whose son was Elton’s personal archivist. The glassware was the trickiest section.