Watford FC 1-0 Everton - 24/02/2018

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Feb 12, 2018.

  1. Heidar

    Heidar Squad Player

    Top tip (bit late, mind) is to eat in IKEA. Food is surprisingly good and cheap. Also service station hot dogs are the staple diet for those making the round trip.

    Alternatively... eat shedloads of langoustine in H*fn for a fortune. Won't regret it!
     
  2. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

    Agree re. Cuba.
     
  3. 3000

    3000 Reservist

    I’m still waiting for you to tell us your story from Bolivia
     
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  4. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Or play Z cars and sing new lyrics to it,

    You can keep your stinking theme tune,
    It’s a ******* dreadful din.
    It sounds like someone rogering a jazz band
    Give me Yellah any day.


    I’m sure someone can do better.
     
  5. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    I can only see one thing Saturday and it's a win for the Hornets.
     
  6. lutonh8a

    lutonh8a Squad Player

    ''Richarlison always causes us problems'', always being the one time he has played against them.
     
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  7. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Clive's preview was the greatest piece of writing on the topic of football I've ever read. I've saved it!
     
  8. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    Superb.
     
  9. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Like they have a chance of buying him.
     
  10. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Amen to that. An all time classic. I would be amazed if their players or "supporters" have the temerity to turn up at our gaff after reading that.
     
  11. 3000

    3000 Reservist

    Is there anything more pathetic in football the Everton fans complaining that we play a song that they do when the players walk out?
     
  12. lutonh8a

    lutonh8a Squad Player

    Crap tune as well I have always hoped that we would bin it to be honest.
     
  13. PowerJugs

    PowerJugs Doyley Fanatic

    I'm going 2-0 us.

    Goals from Deeney and Deulofeu.
     
  14. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    I'd quite like to pinch Chelsea's Liquidator walk out song.
     
  15. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    They are up to 5 pages compared to our measly 3. Further proof of how much of a bigger club they are than us?

    Or maybe most of the dole dodgers dont have the net yet?

    Either way come on forum lets fill this up with loads of pointless stuff again.

    To victory........
     
  16. It helps that they have 15 posts per page compared to our 35...

    ...and that half of their posts are the tedious 'list out 11 players' type of which this forum is refreshingly, and dare I say it, uniquely free.

    ****s. Plus I have been banned 4 times from their sad forum.
     
  17. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    Lies damn lies and statistics!!!
     
  18. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Seriously? That's the gayest (in a quite possibly but not definitely non-homophobic way) tune I could ever imagine us walking out to.
     
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  19. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Why not just replace Z-cars with the more uptempo parts of 'Gold'?

    Everton should feel well at home on Saturday emerging to both Z-cars and a chorus of booing.
     
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  20. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    Is Rostron suspended for this?
     
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  21. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    A) It never ceases to amaze me just how dull-witted certain groups of opposition fans are, consistently evidenced by their utter inability to discern the tone of a forum and therefore whether or not they should base their entire opinion and subsequent violent reaction on a load of piss-taking and sarcasm.

    B) What the **** is it with these northerners and throwing the 'faux-cockney' 'insult' around? I've noticed this before, and it baffles me. If anything, fans of this club seem to be overly touchy about not wanting to be associated with London at all, emphasising our official location in Hertfordshire. On top of that, cockneys are from the East End, and live to the East of London. We are as far West as you can get, and indeed, by many people's definition not even 'in' that. So where is this hoary old ******** coming from? I can't help but get irrationally annoyed by such incredibly lazy, weak attempts at insults. If you're going to do it, at least put some effort in, and make sure it makes sense? No? Oh well.
     
  22. 3000

    3000 Reservist

    Agreed, is it genuienly surprising to Northerners that we have a similar accent to a city we reside on the profiery of? It doesn’t mean that we are desperate to be Londoners.
     
  23. CaveManHornet

    CaveManHornet Reservist

    I got banned on their forum for swearing in outrage how they were trying to take Silva.

    I might have to make another account and have a go at them for not taking the cahunt
     
  24. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    I don't think their reaction is anything OTT. Fair play and all that.

    The thing that caught my attention was the one who wrote 'we should beat these 4-0'. Why for heavens sake? Clearly not someone who troubles himself by watching either his team, our team, league tables or even recent years results.
     
  25. ITK platypus

    ITK platypus Squad Player

    NEVERton, am I right?
     
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  26. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Yeah, I don't mean the reaction is actually over the top, just that some have literally said "I didn't care about the club, but now seeing that forum I want us to smash them'. Why? Because you've been utterly taken in by obviously non-serious/satirical postings on someone else's forum? Congratulations, sir. You're a fool.
     
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  27. You were doing well up to this bit:
    After which they they all sat back saying 'Job done.'
     
  28. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    Nope... read it five times now and still does not compute.

    In fact, the more I read it the more ridiculous it sounds.
     
  29. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

    Patience.
     
  30. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    Personally I reckon that having read Clive's OP, that those of them who do actually work had to take a day off because their feelings had been hurt due to all scousers having victim mentality.
     
  31. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

    To get this topic back on piste. My best holiday destination was indeed Cuba and the worst was Israel.

    On another note I recently bought a bag of Everton Mints and a bag of Toffees, opened them both up, stuffed a pic of Moshiris dish in them, had an al-fresco dump in both and then shoved them in a bin. Best place for them.

    And if the c.nt does show up this weekend (I can't believe he will though) then we should wind up the dog's abuse by a whole order of magnitude.
     
  32. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

    Yeah. Poor, wee diddums Scousers ...
     
  33. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Excellent & thanks, Burnsy. I’ve been fascinated by the place since my first visit over 10 years ago.

    The absence of trees is weird & the blend of willowy blond to ginger troll isn’t always optimal but there’s a sense of open nature you seldom find in Western Europe.

    Maybe democracy is cheaper there than elsewhere.

    The parliament is the size of a modest detached house & was brought to a standstill by the locals banging spoons on their pans.

    My recollection is that the natives’ humility was in direct inverse proportion to their alcohol consumption. After 11pm each & every boulevardier of central Reykavik is a Bigtime Eidur.

    Sweetly, though, they were thrilled about being allowed into the Eurovision thing for the first time.

    COYHH.
     
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  34. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Lloyd Cole allusion?
     

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