Holidays

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by ForzaWatford, Mar 6, 2012.

  1. CarlosKickaballs

    CarlosKickaballs Forum Picarso

    Portsmouth is famous for sailors taking it up the arse. And is a **** hole.
     
  2. Orny Arry

    Orny Arry Guest

    I would love to see you say that face to face with the servicemen I've met over the years.

    Ps. Some areas are a dump but that's mostly outer-city. Inner-city has been fully regenerated over the last 15 years and has increased tourism no end. Just a few hours on a summers evening, sipping a cocktail under the lights of the spinnaker tower will convince anybody that portsmouth is not a sh*thole. Having said that, I wouldn't want to live in Fratton but in three years of living there I only had to go there once. And even then it's miles out the way and wasn't that bad, just one road, not exactly moss side.

    Most people who think of Portsmouth as a dump have never been there.
     
  3. CarlosKickaballs

    CarlosKickaballs Forum Picarso

    This is precisely why it's a **** hole.
     
  4. zztop

    zztop Eurovision Winner 2015

    I agree with you, and it's particularly nice by the seafront.
     
  5. Orny Arry

    Orny Arry Guest

    So it's not the place you have issue with, it's the servicemen who dock once in a blue moon?

    Brilliant.
     
  6. Orny Arry

    Orny Arry Guest

    It is indeed, Southsea is very pleasant especially in the summer! Holds special memories for the missus and I!
     
  7. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Portsmouth is a ****hole. Arry is welcome to it.
     
  8. Orny Arry

    Orny Arry Guest

    I never actually believed our fans were total ***** until I joined this forum.
     
  9. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    Bleedin' ell. Tell me, do you get erections just thinking about Portsmouth/Fratton Park/those fruity sailors?
     
  10. CarlosKickaballs

    CarlosKickaballs Forum Picarso

    No. It's both.

    It tried to copy Dubai but ran out of money so only built the skeleton of the burj al arab and a pint-sized tower.

    [​IMG]
     
  11. Orny Arry

    Orny Arry Guest

    So your definition of a sh*thole is anywhere that's less of an eyesore than Dubai?

    I assume you don't live in Watford then.
     
  12. Orny Arry

    Orny Arry Guest

    Nope, only when Im inside your Mum.
     
  13. 352

    352 Moderator

    Pure Partridge.
     
  14. afanof

    afanof First Team

    I'm going to Phoenix next month for Spring Training.
     
  15. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    Lets face it though, behind all of the bravado, Portsmouth is more than just a little bit crap.
     
  16. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    Last time I checked, this was wfcforums, not portsmouthfcforums.
     
  17. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Last time I was there it was dark, I was drunk and didn't have any contacts in but I'm sure it was nice.... although the burd I was seeing at the time did live in horrid student accomodation down some dingy road but guess that's a small part of the place.
     
  18. Orny Arry

    Orny Arry Guest

    Student accommodation is hit or miss down there. Our second year house wasn't brilliant but good enough for a group of lads. Our third year accommodation was on the seafront opposite the common. Nice area, no trouble, walking distance from the city and most uni buildings and if you pulled and was too ashamed to parade her round the front room in the morning (house rule) then the beach was just there. The inside of the house was immaculate. Got very lucky!

    I then moved to Oxford and had a very good insight into student accommodation up here. You wouldn't let your kids live in any of them. Disgusting.
     
  19. Orny Arry

    Orny Arry Guest

    You're the **** who keeps banging on about it!

    Plus this is the general area of the forum. Football isn't the focus here. If you want to talk Watford FC there are plenty of threads for you to contribute to. You probably won't find much football talk under a thread titled 'Holidays'.
     
  20. Orny Arry

    Orny Arry Guest

    Have you lived there then?
     
  21. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

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  22. CarlosKickaballs

    CarlosKickaballs Forum Picarso

  23. Orny Arry

    Orny Arry Guest

    In conversation or in response to ***** like you. I will happily quote your input too?!

    By the way...

    Do you sell programmes on matchday? "Progwammes, get your progwammes here".
    I can just about imagine how much of a **** you are.
     
  24. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    I'd have you know that Progwamme Dave is Portsmouth-born and bred.

    There's a reason why he left Portsmouth tho. Just sayin'. :rolleye1:
     
  25. CarlosKickaballs

    CarlosKickaballs Forum Picarso

    No but I'm going to make sure I buy the programme if we play Portsmouth again. Portsmouth are just a few players short of a champions league place.
     
  26. Orny Arry

    Orny Arry Guest

    I love how you two keep liking each others posts. So cute.

    Keep flirting homos.
     
  27. CarlosKickaballs

    CarlosKickaballs Forum Picarso

    I'm going on holiday to Portsmouth this year, you've convinced me. I can't wait to sample the cultural delights of pirates vomiting in the street.
     
  28. wfcthroughandthrough

    wfcthroughandthrough Squad Player

    Pompey, like anywhere, has its fair share of sh!t.

    It is however a very pleasant city, most of the year round. And in the summer its even better, the southsea common area and Gunwharf are superb.
     
  29. Orny Arry

    Orny Arry Guest

    I hope you meet some of the nicest servicemen Portsmouth has to offer.

    You'll be running scared!
     
  30. CarlosKickaballs

    CarlosKickaballs Forum Picarso

    Is that bit of information on the tourist board to attract visitors? I'm in.
     
  31. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    Taken from the Portsmouth tourist board.

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  32. Orny Arry

    Orny Arry Guest

    Bloody hell! There is someone sane on this forum!

    Sorry, you'll have to excuse the ***** on here. If I said I lived in paradise they'd suddenly become an expert on the place. It's not about Pompey, it's about getting a reaction from Arry. Such sad, lonely lives they lead.

    Southsea Common is excellent for a summers day! Literally lived dead opposite it, waking up to the view of the sea and going to bed to the view of the Spinnaker Tower lit up are just a few things I miss about the place.
     
  33. Orny Arry

    Orny Arry Guest

    I dread to think what your internet history consists of.

    Keep Googling gay porn, you freak!
     
  34. CarlosKickaballs

    CarlosKickaballs Forum Picarso

    What is the obsession with a giant skeleton of a building with a few lights on it? It's as if the Alhambra Palace and Forbidden city were both located within its helix.
     
  35. Orny Arry

    Orny Arry Guest

    No obsession. But it's better than looking outside and having a lamppost as your view.
     

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