So, doing your job well from the outset (in front of people who are spending their money on you) is something that needs to be learnt? Fark me, it's a wonder after comments like this that anyone turns up to the games.
Seeing as he is one of the biggest culprits of why our season has gone so badly, I find it amazing he has the front to come out with any sort of comment at all. If he had been putting the ball in the net, then maybe our position wouldn't be so dire. Just do your talking on the pitch Iwelumo.
Its a bit worrying if a 33 year old has got to "learn" to start playing football as soon as the whistle goes. Perhaps our brilliant manager should mention this in his team talk before the players come out!
Playing Football for Dummies: Chapter 1: Start well Chapter 2: Put the ball into the net Chapter 3: Don't concede goals Chapter 4: Play until the final whistle I'm signing copies all week in WH Smith.
On the subject of stupid statements, the Watford site said this about Buaben "The 23-year-old has been watching from the sidelines since his summer move from Dundee United, but he found he adapted to the pace reasonably well against the Foxes." pace? I'd be surprised if you couldn't adapt to the 'pace' at which we play...