Middle age/OAP firm

If you are over 45, going thin on top, starting to walk with a limp, pish too often, break wind constantly, feel the winter chill in March and April why don't you join up to the official
Watford fc Middleage/OAP firm.

The group will be known as
Watford's
Independent
Middleaged
Past it
Society

 

Can I be in your gang

 

:]]:]]

arthurs found his correct firm

 

top crew

 

Ur not over 45!! Shall add you to - new recruit list years to go 3.

 

Their the one's AD - get an army of walking sticks and zimmer frames -

CHARGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

 

Watford Limping servise, limping away faster than the other firms and limp :]]:]]

 

said the leader of w y f

 

wyf?

 

would this be you?

 

never!
the gardening firm is much better. THE best frim out there

 

the gardening firm?? i heard somewhere that there were no current firms at watford?? how come firms like luton MIGS still run?? yet DDF seems pretty distant.

 

There you go lads, keep it clean though, only steal from those of your own age!

 

I'm a WIMP (although I don't fulfill ALL the criteria).

 

the garnding firms a joke mate

 

Ok, I'm 25 years too young BUT

I fulful the following criteria:

Thin on Top
Walk with a limp
Pish too often
Break wind constantly

Therefore can I go on a 10/15 year waiting list?

 

Looks promising

 

With a CV like that i'm sure they could fastrack your application.

 

Paddy,

Count me in BUT

I only walk with a limp when the twins are around.

Pish too often mainly when it's late kick offs. Younger fans are also this way afflicted on coaches to Leicester

Break wind generally after eating the burgers around the ground or when watching Jordan doing one of his bicycle kick clearances.

 

OK fellow gangsters - the first WIMPS meeting is arranged for between 10am and 6pm depending on how long it takes members to get dressed, washed, shyte and shave and will be held in the -

dining area
WIMPEY
High Street
Southgate
London

Don't know what date yet as I am forgetting what we are talking about. It's raining and the dogs got flees.

 

Sounds interesting. What are the WIMPS? I'm off for a nap. Tell me when I wake up. :sleeping:

 

Any thoughts on the Wimps uniform?

 

Found some wheels for the firm (infirm).

 

I think you better had, then you can tell us whether we enjoyed ourselves or not.

 

Our first bit of action, has been organised - we are going down to do the Chelsea.


The plan is to stamp on all their flowers when the show starts and we may even get on tv - if any of the chelsea old boys/pensioners give you gib, wave a cucumber at them in a threatening manner siinging "I've got a bigger one than you", or if you can't remember those words, just wave the cucumber threateningly.

We make a hasty retreat via zimmer frames and walking sticks which will be obtained for us by our very own Arther Daley ( i understand he's in the know for buying and selling).

Its still raining and the cat has caught the dogs flees now and the cat is stuck in the mug of horlicks and is burning its nuts off. I am speadily trying to help the cat, but the wheelchair isn't plugged in and the battery's are flat. My slippers are full of dog shyte too. Its great being old.

 

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Look this just isn't fair, I am too old for the WYF and to young for the WIMPS, I have no Firm to join, so I will start my own Firm which I might inform will be very exclusive, infact super exclusive. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it. :rant:

 

birdys crew could be wsf:]]:]]:]]:]]

 

i have a feelin the w.y.f may lose there rank as watfords top lads very soon

 

I wouldn't complain if i was too young for the WYF. I only seem to qualify for one of the criteria.

 

watford scottish front

birdy has a firm now:]]:]]:]]:]]

 

I like that a lot

 

luton away

 

u what some.. come on then