Caption Competition II - vCash prize

OK here's the next one. As before the top 10 answers get put to a vote a week from now or when the suggestions dry up. Winner gets the prize.;D

Don't forget to vote on last week's.

 

"John Barnes (Left) And Team Mate Luther Blissett (Right)"

 

"Hand stands on the coals for charity, No chance. I ain't losing my self service option", " Me neither".

 

Even though the manager has banned them, Barnes & Blisset still manage to gamble for lollipops on rock paper scissors.

 

" Are you red fox ? Do you have the dosseia ?"

 

(luther to john in a muffled voice) This is a photo shoot.. now is not the time to touch my a$$

 

thats class


Banned*

 

"I'm Kojak", " No, I am kojak"

 

Ta and yep spotted that one

 

Way back before the operation to seperate them, the two Watford legends are seen here modelling the "Siamese Twin Leather Jacket"

 

Who loves ya baby

 

'John's wiv me on this. We don't care how much we have to pay, but Cally isn't doing this years xmas disco'...

 

One, Two, Three...DRAW

 

Barnes to Blisset: If you think this is embarrassing, you should try rapping!

 

NYPD! Freeze punk!

 

Barnes: 'You want weed? We got weed.'
Blisset: 'we don't do coke though, you need to see Jackett for that..'

or

Barnes: 'You got the keys Luther?'
Blisset: 'No, I thought you had them?'

 

I knew we shouldn't have eaten Kate Moss, her legs don't arf get stuck in your teeth!

 

i still can't work out why elton told us to wear these leather clothes, suck on a lolly and keep one of our hands warm?

 

BARNES: "I'm telling you, the lollies ruin the image!"
BLISSETT: "Just because I got a bigger one!"

 

By order of de manijmunt!!

 

Italian Accent
'You insult my father, you insult us. We bust you up'

 

Barnes and Blisset recovering from a bad case of Joggers Nipple.

 

I know what your thinkin', Did he fire six shots or only five'
'Do you feel lucky, well do yer punk';D ?

 

blisset - 'look i can make my heart beat through my shirt'
barnes- 'i cant find mine'
blisset - 'wrong side mate';D

 

After some hard tackles in the local derby it was confirmed that Luton are indeed pricks.

 

John and Luther casually try to keep secret they both suffer from Beadle small hand disorder.

 

Hit men

"Hey Aidy we heard you are looking for a couple of Hit men"

 

John: Watches for sale, get your watches here!
Luther: Be the new Alex Ferguson! Now you can tell the referee when time really is up!
John: These are proper authentic watches, not those fake ones worn by referees which can’t tell when 90 minutes is up.

 

King with his bow and arrow celebration and Shittu with his shooter, like they think their original!!!

 

Looking like the suggestions are drying up, I'll set up the poll unless there are any more forthcoming tonight.

 

as seen here, watford playert shave never been good when it came to picking jackets

 

Ok here's the poll. Apologies if I've missed any worthy contenders. Poll closes at the weekend or when the votes dry up.

Good luck! ;D

 

weed

 

yay for me, even if it is the weakest.

 

I'm keeping this poll open until I win